5 Ways to Get Through this Election

I’m not minimizing what’s happening this election year, but some levity should help during this bloody, cage match. Of course you can turn off the news, but give these light-hearted ideas a try to get yourself through to Election Day.

1. Mind tricks

If Donald Trump comes to mind, squeeze your eyes shut and picture instead the kind, brave and handsome Thomas J. Whitmore from Independence Day.

This election, just imagine President Thomas Whitmore from Independence Day instead of Donald Trump

With thoughts of Hillary, visualize wife, mother and Nobel laureate President Mackenzie Allen from “Commander in Chief”.

This election, just imagine President Mackenzie Allen from Commander In Chief instead of Hilary Clinton
2. Music

Listen to uplifting music:
• ‘Red Rubber Ball’, The Cyrkle
• ‘I Feel Good’, James Brown
• ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’, Bon Jovi
• ‘Go Your Own Way’, Fleetwood Mac
• Any marching band music will make you feel like a winner, too.

Avoid downer songs:
• ‘Presidential Election Blues’, Mick Jagger & Jeff Beck
• ‘Highway To The Dangerzone’, Kenny Loggins

3. Lose yourself to the small screen.

Pick some funny or mindless Netflix movies or TV shows and binge until November 8th.
Skip election news and watch The Office. You can laugh until it's time to vote!

Skip election news and watch Shaun of the Dead. You can laugh until it's time to vote!

Or tune in to the Hallmark or Bravo Channels to help you forget.

4. Practice for the big day with fun voting:
Practice for the election with fun voting like The Real Housewives Awards

Vote for your favorite Dum Dum sucker:

Practice for the election with fun voting like your favorite Dum Dum Sucker Flavor

Or, vote for your favorite Pharmacy Team Member at Rite Aid:

Practice for the election with fun voting like the best Rite Aid pharmacist

Two hated people have been nominated for President, so it’s no surprise that this election is driving voters to drink.

George Washington spent his entire campaign budget on booze to encourage voter turnout and win favor with voters. This is the reason Kentucky and South Carolina ban alcohol sales during the 6 a.m. to 6p.m. polling hours. So remember to get to the liquor store before Election Day.

5. Drinking

Drinking game alert! When playing the Watch-What-Happens-Live-Hear-a-Word-and-Take-a-Drink game, don’t pick words like “emails” or “misogynist” because you will need an ambulance to get you home.

Here are two cocktails to consider:

  • Donald’s “Make America Grape Again”

Election cocktails: Donald’s “Make America Grape Again”

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  • Hillary’s “Dirty Little Secret”

Election cocktails: Hillary’s “Dirty Little Secret”

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If all else fails, try to remember there’s another Presidential Election in just four more years!

It’s Magic!

So, today, Mark, my dear husband, accidentally pushed my lit “Juicy Black Cherries” candle off the counter. It spilled over the countertop and onto the linoleum floor. It looked like a crime scene.

Red wax on the linoleum looked like a crime scene. It'll take magic to remove it!

I thought, “How are we going to clean this mess?” Mark’s input: *crickets*. I suggested we wait until the wax cooled and then scrape off the wax. I quickly googled and the news wasn’t good. Suggestions that the color had already permeated the linoleum (perhaps down to the sub-flooring…Yikes!), made the outcome pretty bleak.

Argh! Only magic can remove red wax from linoleum.

While Mark scraped the wax with an old license plate (don’t use kitchen utensils), I went to the cleaning cabinet housed in the laundry room. Scoping, I thought, Windex? Nope. Pledge? Nope. Goo Gone? Maybe.

Magic is the only logical choice - there are no decisions!

When I saw half of a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, I thought, hmmm…Maybe?

Boom! Mr. Clean Eraser is pure magic!

I quickly dampened the sponge, got down on the floor and rubbed those horribly dark stains. It worked! I now feel like world peace is possible!

The dull spots on the linoleum should shine up when we shuffle our stocking feet over it the next few days.

You don't need magic to buff out dull spots in linoleum ... you only need socks!

Magic? Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are the crack of cleaners!

Sea Horses: Galloping for Five Centuries

Bankers - wild horses in the Outer Banks

Thanks to my mother-in-law, seeing these horses was the main highlight for me when we recently travelled to Corolla, NC on the Outer Banks. This horse breed is officially known as the Banker horse– banker, as in the Outer Banks. Get it?

Because our tickets would benefit the wild horses, we opted for a tour with The Corolla Wild Horse Fund Tour. Who am I kidding? They provided enclosed vehicles with air conditioning. Not one bit did we miss feeling the ocean breeze on our faces or tasting the salty beach air. People. It was over 100 degrees!

All Wheel Drive - the only way to access the Wild Horse Conservation

As instructed, we arrived 20 minutes prior to our 11:30 am tour at the Museum/Store in Old Corolla Village. We gathered around one of the tour guides who explained that these horses are direct descendants of Spanish Colonial Mustangs from the 1500’s. So how did they get to the shores we were exploring? It’s an alluring story about Spanish ships that ran aground on the shoals or sandbars and pushing the horses into the sea to lighten the ships.

He spoke about how the Wild Horse Fund manages the herd through adoption and birth control. Since a mare is pregnant 11 months (those stallions are monsters), birth control allows rest periods that result in a longer life for the mare.

Foals born in 2015: 5 - Herd Management is working!

If a wild horse becomes seriously ill or critically injured, it’s removed and rehabilitated and can then be adopted for (a measly) $615.

We were also warned that it is illegal and dangerous to be within 50 feet of the horses or to feed them. Wild horses can come down with potentially fatal colic if their diet sways from the normal native grasses.

Hay! Do NOT feed the wild horses!

“If the sea is salty, what do these horses drink?” someone asks.

They hydrate by grazing on marsh grasses that supplies water as well as food. The horse will also dig for ground water, and drink from pools of rainwater.

Wild horses travel in “harems” consisting of a dominant stallion with one to four mares and their foals. Stallions that are too old, too young, or not dominant enough to challenge another harem stallion, form their own family group called “bachelor stallions.” The lead mare makes the decisions about when and where the harem will go and the stallion is the protector.

Wild horses travel in "harems"

We then began our off-road adventure, cruising along Highway 12 with the hope of catching a glimpse of one of those wild horses. This is a uniquely Outer Banks experience as this road is sandy and only becomes sandier. To our right, a view of the ocean, beach chairs and the scent of Coppertone. Everyone seemed to follow the road rules, although there’s nothing that indicates this beach road is a highway. No concrete or blacktop; no signs; no lane dividers; no shoulders.

Traffic Jam on Highway 12? Crabs!

You can rent a vehicle to explore this area independently, but I wouldn’t recommend it. There’s that whole unmarked roads thing. You’re surrounded by sand and grasses and could easily get lost.

Very quickly we saw the smallish, chestnut-colored horses sharing the beach with swimmers and sunbathers, seemingly tolerating the vehicles and us gawkers.

Wild Horses are the Outer Banks' most famous residents.

Our guide, Bill, showed us things an untrained eye might not catch. I imagined these horses running in sand and surf with their manes blowing like graphics on the front page of a romance novel. Where he took us next was a surprise. We drove behind the dunes into neighborhoods where the horses frequently graze. These magnificent creatures were eating grass in people’s yards, looking more domesticated than the neighborhood dog!

Wild Horses proved free mowing and lawn fertilizer to neighborhoods

Bill also pointed out dolphins flying through the air, nesting sea turtles and tree stumps from an ancient maritime forest. Although we saw well over 25 horses, he sounded disappointed when he wasn’t able to locate the newest foal for us.

An ancient maritime forest: reminders of ancient times

I was in awe!

Nowhere else in the world can you see true wild Spanish mustangs who have galloped for almost five centuries in such a beautiful setting!

Busy Slowing Down in Shipshewana, Indiana

We’re gearing up for our annual visit to Shipshewana, Indiana. We begin at the flea market where there’s plenty of parking for $3. This is a flea market on steroids! There are the typical tube socks, hats and Angry Birds tee shirts, but you’ll also find produce, plants and unusual bits and pieces as well. This gigantic (about 100 acres), shopper’s paradise has plenty of seating so you can catch your breath. Once we do stop, we enjoy a sandwich prepared by Amish women followed by a fried pie.

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If antiques are your thing, don’t miss the Antique Auction every Wednesday until October 5, 2016 at 9:00 am. You can preview auction listings and photos of items each week on AuctionZip.com.

After the flea market, we make our way to Yoder’s Meat Shoppe, open Monday-Friday 8am to 5:30 pm; Saturday 8am to 5pm. If you want fresh, hormone and steroid free, all natural. locally raised meat, this is the place for you. We also stock up on Amish roll butter and cheeses, selected after some serious sampling. I look forward to buying cookie and cake decorating supplies as well. Every type of edible décor is right here, including sanding sugar, jimmies, glitter and silver, gold and multi-colored dragées.

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Next stop: E & S Sales. Open Monday-Friday, 7:30 am to 5:30 pm and 7:30 am to 4:00 pm on Saturday. This is the grocery where the Amish shop to find bargains galore! There are plenty of bulk foods such as spices, nuts, dried fruit and dry mixes.  Found in the first aisle are constantly changing closeouts and seriously discounted items. You can also purchase homemade noodles, jams, baked goods and, wait for it…Whoopie Pies! Just remember to bring cash or checks as credit and debit cards are not accepted. Bonus: When your shopping trip is complete, a young man takes your purchases right to your car (or buggy).

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We end our day at Das Dutchman Essenhaus located in nearby Middlebury, Indiana. Family Style dinners are offered, but we love the buffet! It includes are broasted chicken, roast beef and turkey, over 10 hot sides including their famous noodles, a full soup and salad bar and desserts (Pies. Repeat after me. Pies). If you can walk after that huge meal, take a dessert home from the bakery which also features a Whoopie Pie of the month.

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We’re planning on making our next trip an overnighter, but haven’t yet decided where we’ll stay.

Will it be a cabin?

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A Bed and Breakfast?

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A hotel?

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An inn?

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Or even a name brand motel?

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There’s so much more to see and do. Check out the official Shipshewana Visitor’s Guide before you visit.